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Tyrants of the World Surrender to Obama Or Else!

It’s time for America’s enemies to surrender. The election of Barrack Obama signals the end of an America that can be soft on terror and freedom hating despots. The time when the leaders of Iran, Cuba, Syria, North Korea and Al Qaeda could spit on America with little fear of unified retribution is gone. Don’t believe me? Ask Joe Wurzelbacher, Sara and Bristol Palin. 

Months ago most of the media circled the wagons around Barrack Obama and his followers feared no law or consequence in hacking emails and illegally using government databases to destroy anyone who questioned his wisdom. Thousands of years of combined liberal education have been directed to verbally eviscerating a woman and her family for daring to have standards they actually live and destroying a plumber who didn’t want higher taxes.  But, this pales to the wrath we will finally see if these new enemies of the left embarrass the chosen leader. 

The day Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defies Obama's call for peace and love, the man that was invited to speak at Columbia University will experience a wrath that may crush his will to live, because he is only a delusional world leader, not an Alaska-raised teenage-girl who has the training of mother bear on ignoring fools. Is there any chance Kim Jonh-il will survive a direct attack by Keith Olbermann?

They missed their chance to execute plans to dominate the world while Europe and San Francisco (and Seattle) cheered the embarrassment that would bring to George W. Bush.   The first moment any of these leaders of global hate challenge President Obama they will experience real hate as their parentage and fashion sense is called into question and their faces are pasted on buxom bodies in camouflage bikinis.  

We can take solace that dictators and religious terrorists who are used to killing those that disagree with them will not be as well prepared as an American plumber when CNN International discloses that they may have stolen towels from the Mid-Town Hilton on recent visit to the UN or that their nickname in Wahabi  school was “Binky”. That alone may disrupt the chain of command coming out of the mountains of Pakistan.

More than that, they  will not be ready for the sudden calls by the New York Times to “crush” them with military might and liberate their people from a heresy that does not see hope for the planet with President Obama. 

I am confident that conservatives will continue to support America overcoming the global enemies of freedom under our new Commander-in-Chief. So the hope of Obama is that America will finally unite against evil as soon as liberals are done beating up on despot plumbers and working hockey moms.
   
Zero Assumptions
Near Seattle, Washington
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